Why is it????
Ya know those plastic wrapers that the freeze pops come in,, and the little plastic wrappers from the juice box straws.....
Did you know that no matter how many times you run them over with the lawnmower THEY NEVER DISAPPEAR!!!! You can run over them a million times and they just move from one end of the lawn to the other.
They don't mulch, they don't shred and they don't break apart.
They're all over the fuckin place. They hide in the grass waiting to appear, only to be sucked up into the mower blades and spit out so you have to do more bending than a herd of buffalo at grazing time!
Dammit! What happened to paper wrappers?? !!!
Did you know that no matter how many times you run them over with the lawnmower THEY NEVER DISAPPEAR!!!! You can run over them a million times and they just move from one end of the lawn to the other.
They don't mulch, they don't shred and they don't break apart.
They're all over the fuckin place. They hide in the grass waiting to appear, only to be sucked up into the mower blades and spit out so you have to do more bending than a herd of buffalo at grazing time!
Dammit! What happened to paper wrappers?? !!!
posted by Doublebogie at 9:14 PM
4 Comments:
About the wrappers - I believe its a carefully engineered conspiracy to piss you off!!
I like it here! I'll be back!!
Well.. They've succeeded.
And I'm glad you came!
You're a funny guy. Enjoyed your honest style of writing.
I hear ya!
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