I love myself

I had to laugh! I just found a tape of a play that my twin brother was in when he lived in CA. The play was called, "A party of one". It was a clever and witty musical of the goings on in the life of the single's scene in the 80's and 90's. All about dating and relationships. It's brilliant and funny as hell. I just remembered one of my favorite songs which pretty much sums up my feelings about married life.

"I love myself"
Copyright 1986,1987 Morris Bobrow


(intro)
male- At one time sex meant making beautiful music together
but that was prior to the new realities
(female) Now, making love is not the rapsody it used to be
'cause it brings, instead of melodies,
maladies
(male) It seems today that women who are safely datable,
are limited to those who are.....inflatable
(female) And so now since all affairs are at best... chancy
there's just one place to turn when I'm
Romancy.......


(female part) music
I love myself
as often as I'm able
two or three, maybe four times a day
sometimes at work and sometimes at the table
and one time even on TWA.

I know just how and when and where to do it.
I'm never wrong on how long to take.
No need to guide another person through it.
No need for praises and no need to fake.

There's no reason why one has to resort
to some kind of bizzare utensil.
We only need look to one's natural aids
so accommodatingly, prehensile.

Some people say that loving is for sharing
but that is just an outdated myth.
Who needs a lover constantly comparing
and one you've got to be simultanious with.

(male)
I love myself, with me I am a winner.
I know the way to make me unglued.
Don't have to splurge or take myself to dinner.
Or drink or smoke or snort me into the mood.

I close my eyes, I'm humpin Daryl Hanna
Next thing ya know, it's Modonna and me.
I make a wish, and women flow like mana
I've done it on a conga drum with Shiela E.

We'd all be better of with more self-love
We'd put hookers out of work for starters.
I'm forming a support group for our breed,
and I'm calling it, "Lovers without Partners"

Don't have to give myself a full inspection.
I know who I am and where I've been.
When I'm with me, I never wear protection
and I know I won't produce more kin.

(male)- My timing's always perfect,

(female) -My fantasies are varied

(both) I mastered the technique,
in the days when I was married!

Nobody loves me... like... I.... do

I'm in good hands!


I hope somebody gets to find a copy of this play. It's a winner