OK! I've been stewing about doing this for some time now but I figure I might as well get it out of the way. It's going to be all over the place but that's just how my mind works.
1: I'm 47 yrs old
2: I have an identical twin brother
3: He's 5 minutes older than me
4: I live and was born and raised in the beautiful mountains of the Catskills in NY
5: I was an excellent high school wrestler
6: I had my first job as a milk delivery boy at the age of 12, (That's when we used to carry bottles to the boxes on the porches)
6: I had my next job as a member of a 7 man dishwasher crew at a resort at the age of 13
7: I worked and lived there every summer for the next 5 yrs
8: Each year I advanced upward in the cooks positions
9: I ended there as sous chef
10: A sous chef is directly under the head chef in rank
11: I joined the Army as a cook in '77
12: I was in the Special Forces as a cook, (I jumped out of planes)
13: I traveled half way around the world by the time I was 20
14: I "enjoyed" meeting lots of women while in the service
15: I've been to Mississippi
16: Montana
17: Colorado
18: Texas
19: New Mexico, (White Sands), (Alamagordo)
20: Mexico
21: Spain
22: Greece
23: Alaska
24: Georgia
25: Washington State
26: North Carolina
27: South Carolina
28: Florida
29: Kansas
30: Penn
31: Ohio
32: California
33: I had been to all those places by the time I was old enough to drink (legaly) It was 18 back then
34: I thought that was an ingenious way of using up the list
35: The first time I fell for a girl for real was when I was 23
36: I broke her heart
37: The next time I fell harder I was 26
38: She broke MY heart
39: I thought it was justice
40: I realized after, that I was in lust with her
41: I attended the Culinary Istitute of America in 81
42: I left after two semesters because I couldn't afford it
43: The Army didn't provide me with enough assistance for school
44: I've had many lovers for the next few years
45: I can't believe I've never contacted any std's
46: I had meaningful relationships about 6 times in my life
47: I tried all kinds of sex in those years
48: I think I'm addicted to sex
49: I met my wife at an after party the day of my brothers wedding
50: My brother married her friend, (at the time I hadn't known this)
51: We dated for two years
52: I asked her to marry me, on my knees, on her birthday
53: I can't believe I'm only half way through this
54: I was married at the age of 30
55: I've been married now for 17 years now
56: My first son was born when I was 32
57: My second son was born two years later
58: My daughter was born 1& 1/2 yrs later
59: My third son was born 2 years after that
60: My fourth son was born 2& 1/2 years ago
61: I'm going to be 62 when my little one graduates high school
62: I'm feeling like an old fuddy duddy these days
63: I still crave sex as much as I did when I was in my 20's
64: My wife does not
65: I masterbate alot
66: I often wonder if that's normal
67: I write stories of what I would like in a sexual encounter
68: I LOVE turning a woman on
69: My favorite number
70: I GET OFF turning on a woman
71: I might get laid every one or two months at a time
72: I often wonder if that's normal
73: Can you tell I'm addicted to sex?
74: I have two jobs
75: I'm a cook in a state max prison
76: I'm a chef weekends at a restaurant
77: I'm also a ghoul at a hayride in the fall
(scroll down to see one of my costumes)
78: I have 5 brothers and no sisters
79: I am third of the 6
80: My youngest brother is getting married this week
81: I'm catering his wedding
82: I'm apologizing for this not being in chronological order
83: I'm thinking about having wild monkey sex right now
84: I know I won't get any
85: My parents are still alive and married
86: I'm a very good chef
87: I've been in the restaurant industry for 34 years now (for those of you that can't add
88: I love to fish
89: When I fish, I don't think of anything but catching fish
90: I think it's a great way to escape stress
91: I haven't been fishing this year at all
92: I've been very busy
93: I just built my boys a skateboard ramp
94: It's 30 ft long and 8 ft. wide
95: I love that they love it
96: I hope my insurance company doesn't find out about it
97: My mother-in-law was killed in a hit-n-run accident 2 yrs ago (she was in a Toyota)
98: My wife's brother was killed in an auto accident 18 yrs ago (he was in a Toyota)
99: My 8 yr old was in an accident 1 month ago, (Yup,, Toyota)
100: My two older boys were in an accident 2 wks ago, (do you believe,,TOYOTA)
101: I own a brand new Toyota Tacoma pick-up (She won't get in it)
I only added those bits of information last because that's the most traumatic thing that's happened in my life recently. After my mother in-law was killed I lobbied at the state capital to have the hit-n-run laws changed. I wrote the Governor, local senators, and every 150 members of the Assembly. On June 13 of this year the law was revised and made law.
I also thought about it for a while and left out about the 20 yrs I was an alcoholic. It caused much misery in my life and I was eventualy kicked out of my house. I put myself in a detox and have been sober now for 5 years. I didn't want to bore you folks with that.
