Can ya hear me now?

How'd ya like to see this jump out at you in the darkness?

How's everyone feeling today? I hope everybody had a good nights sleep with the extra hour. I'm feeling fairly well today considering I only got about 3 & 1/2 hours of sleep. I didn't get home from the hayride till about 2 am last night but didn't get to sleep till about 4.
We're having our season ending party today before we go out tonight. Pretty good party. Lots of pizza and soda. (They're not going to give us alcohol before we work which is understandable). We had such a busy night last night. We probably had about 4500 people go through. It was a zoo. It's alot of fun but it's pretty dangerous at times. The natural "fight or flight" reaction really takes on a new meaning when confronted with scary things that go bump and screach in the pitch blackness of that cornfield. We are not allowed to touch customers and they're not allowed to touch us either but when we jump out and scare the bajeezus out of them, most have a tendency to strike out in fear. I got hit in the face 4 times last night alone. Some of the younger kids who work and don't know how to react quick enough get hurt quite a bit. We've had a few that had to leave form bloody noses and twisted ankles and such. I've also been called every name in the book. Let's see... last night I was called,, "you motherfucker!,, OMG you asshole!,, Oh shit, you douchbag!,, your'e a cocksucker!, bitch!, prick!, Oh DAMN! Kick a cunt! (I've never heard that one before) ass! dickhead! and you name it, they say it. Some people get pretty pissed off if you "get 'em" because it embarasses them in front of their girlfiends. I LOVE scaring the big guys! They hit the ground harder and the women have a good laugh at their expense.
Well.. We've got today and tomorrow and it's all over till next year. All in all I had a good time, met some new people and made some new friends.
I hope to have just as much fun next year.

Wishing everyone a wicked and goulish halloween!

Blue days

OK! I KNOW, I know! It's not Thursday but this was the only chance I had to shoot and load this photo. I was feeling a little lonely and "blue" today. I take such a lousy pic.

Another one bites the dust!

Jeepers! Another wind storm today took down part of my apple tree. I'm glad it was just a smaller limb. That tree has been here for almost 80 years. I'll have to get busy and trim it right this time,,,, Just as soon as I clean up that maple.



Glad it wasn't the limb over the pool!

And THAT.... is the rest of the story

OK, OK! I decided to whip together another ending to that story. It's a quickie so I hope you enjoy it!



I feel your body start to tense and shake. Just then......

I slow my pace a little. You drop your legs and I hear your breath stop. You try to control the pants and the heaving of your chest as you give me a look of frustration. I look up at you from between your legs as I'm still licking your pussy like a kitten lapping at a bowl of cream and whisper,, "Mmm My God baby, you taste delicious". "I don't want to stop". "I could stay here for hours but I don't want you to come yet". My voice burries in your depths and resonates all the way up to your heart. I can almost feel your heartbeat through your pussy.
I reach down and lift your legs and place them over my shoulders to give me more access to all of you. I proceed to lick in circles around your lips and down to you pink tight asshole. I stroke your ass with the tip of my tongue and it sends a chill down your spine. You clutch my head tighter. Back up to your pussy and this time a little faster, easy though as I want this feeling inside you last as long as possible. Up and down against your pussy lips my tongue glides and I hear your breaths quicken again. Around and around again till I plunge into your slit as deep as I can with my hot tongue. My nose is pressed tight against your clit as my fingers are dug into your soft ass cheeks. The heels of your feet are in the back of my head pulling my face deeper and deeper into you. I thrash my face to the sides, stimulating your clit all the more as I continue to lick the sweet pussy that my taste buds crave. I want your come. I need your come. I move my thumb from your cheek to your ass and play with your asshole slightly, not too much to make you uncomfortable but enough to make your hips rise up to me. I continue to lick faster, up and down, 'round and 'round till I can feel the wetness ooze from you. I suck it into my mouth as I'm savoring it's sweet taste. Your fingers entwine in my hair and you pull at my head harder.
I feel you body start to tense and shake. Your toes curl at the back of my head as your hips are now crashing into my face, my upper lip glued to your clit. I suck and lick as fast as I can, twirling my thumb around your ass. I hear a sound come from deep inside your lungs as you take a deep breath, sounding like a wave before it crashes onto the shore. Just then you scream out!,,"OH BABY, DON'T STOP! I'M GONNA CUM ALL OVER YOU"!
I hold on tight as I feel your orgasm like a hurricane explode into my mouth. I try to suck all of you into me but it's too strong, too wet. Some of your juices drip down your thighs and down to the crack of your ass and I feverishly try to scoop all of you into my lips with my tongue.
Your legs fall to my sides, you slowly loosen your grip on my head and I feel you body still quivering. I stay put and keep my face between your legs till you relax a little more. I want to stay here. I like it here, my face is glistening with your wetness. I like that. I lick my lips at the taste. I can feel your heart racing now and your breaths deep. You lick your dry lips as you stare at the ceiling trying to catch your breath, the life drained out of you.
I smile up at you,, you're grinning. With stuttered breath you exhale a sigh like you just ran a marathon.
I'm smiling up at you from between.

Guys need hugs too

I blog surf quite a bit lately and there are a lot of women out there who use these journals as a form of therapy for the hurt in their lives. I think it's a good thing. It gets it all out in the open and helps in the healing process. Well! I just wanted to point out that you women DON'T have the market cornered in this area. There are some of us guys who need a little lovin' too.
Case in point; I work on Sat. nights during this month at a haunted hayride. We got rained out last night so I came up with a brilliant plan to make it a fun night anyway. I suprised my wife and said, "Hey! Lets go out to dinner". Thinking that would be a great idea. The very FIRST comment out of her mouth was, "How are we going to get a sitter", "the girl next door is at a party and you know aunt Jean doesn't like driving in the rain and besides that, we can't afford it"
Now,, just to let you know,, we go out to dinner MAYBE once or twice a year IF that! I just thought that taking my wife of 17 years out to dinner would be a nice way to spend an evening together for a change. We don't get the opportunity that often.
Why is it that when I DO try to be romantic or try to make plans to have a wonderful time with just her, That she always finds a reason to NOT want to be with me. I'm really not a bad guy. I love my wife but she could care less about wanting to be with me. Everyone tells me I should try wining and dining her. Well! This won't work if she doesn't want to be with me. I've tried everything. Last year my dad gave me some money to take her out for our anniverasary and She did the same thing. I thought about paying bills with it but instead I called her best friend and gave her the money to take my wife out. I knew she needed a night out but I knew she would have a better time if I wasn't there. My wife didn't hesitate for a second at the opportunity. She made plans 4 days in advance and had a sitter in a matter of hours.
DAM! Give me a break. All I want is my wife to WANT me again. I'm at a loss here. And don't even ask about the sex part. She makes the same excuses. The first thing she does when I get into bed is turn her back to me. I don't really think she does it to hurt me, she just does it for comfort, or so she says. It WOULD be nice to have her roll over and put her arm on my chest, lay her head on my shoulder and give me a squeeze once in a while though. I miss that. I wonder sometimes if a friend of hers ever asked to have sex if she wouldn't hesitate at that too???
How can a hard working, loving husband get her spouse to want him again? Please don't answer that. I really don't want a hoard of comments on how to win my wife back. I don't need therapy or advice. I just want to be held.
SO.... If you read some of my racy stories and think I'm cheating,, I'm not. I want my wife. But I wish I could have my cake and eat it too sometimes. I have 5 beautiful children and will never do anything to bring harm or discomfort to their lives but I want a woman to love me. I read about so many women in the same boat as me and I wonder if I'm the only guy sometimes.
Any of you women want to hook up??? We could exchange hugs!
I miss that!

I love the way you look at me

OOooo BABY! I just love the way you look at me when your'e sucking my cock. Your eyes peering into my eyes with a look of, " Oh baby I want you now". I love the way my rock hard rod is sliding passed you lips and into your hungry mouth. Your sucking furiously at the thought of making me harder, pulsing, on fire deep in your throat. I reach up and grab the back of your head, clutch a handful of hair and pull your sweet face into me. I groan out loud with the sweet pleasure you give me. My head is spinning, my eyes get blurry and my knees go weak. I'm just about to explode when, without warning, I throw you back onto the bed and slowly spread your legs. I get on my knees in front of you so I can see how wet and hot you've gotten just by stroking my cock into your mouth. I kiss the inside of your thigh and make small circles with my tongue till I reach your beautiful and now very wet pussy. I stick out my tongue as glide it up and down your creamy slit. I move my way up to your clit and purse my lips around it and you shudder. I draw your clit between my teeth as I'm licking with my firey tongue. You in return, grab the back of MY head and with all your might pull my face to your mound. Your legs are now wrapped around my neck and your slamming my head into your burning pussy lips as your hips are rising to meet my speedy tongue. I feel your body tense and start to shake. Just then..................


Hmmmmm? Anybody want to finish this for me? I'd love to hear your version of the ending.

Some secret admissions

I have a secret but it's probably no suprise to most of you who've read my site.
I visit porn sites! THERE! I admitted it!
No wonder for me though, I enjoy the pleasures of the flesh and am still to this day in awe of the female of the species. I can't help myself. I love women. All women!
The thing I wanted to ask though is.... Why is there SO fucking many WEIRD fetishes out there? I've linked to some pretty horrific pages with content I cannot understand. HEY! to each his or her own but I just can't fathom being turned on by hanging a woman by the ceiling with a meathook in her ass, her hands bound behind her and a ball gag in her mouth. What the fuck! Does that really turn someone on? I'm all about pleasure not excrutiating pain. I understand some people are into pain, I can understand that, but not when it leaves permanent marks. Please don't comment that I'm a whimp or "try it, you might like it", I won't. there's just so many different things out there that some people think are erotic. And what's with the pissing? There's a lot of that. Another admission,,,(I kinda like it) THERE! I said it.
Are there many other people out there who are into some real crazy stuff or are those sites just window dressing for the faint at heart. We all have closet fatasies but do some of you REALLY like to indulge???
I'd love to hear some of YOUR admissions. It might be a turn on for some of the other readers. Who knows maybe this will turn into a fetish site after all. LOL
Spank On!

The family tree

Whew! That was a close one! This huge maple JUST came down in my yard. I'm just glad it went west and not east. My house is about 15 ft from where I was standing. Take note the trunk of that tree is 4 ft in diameter! Oh well... gotta get out the chainsaw. Anybody need some firewood?



And it was still raining like hell when I took this pic

What's wrong with these guys?

I just don't get it! I've been blog surfing for a few months now and I still can't seem to get by that all present subject of women who are so sad and hurt. What the hell is wrong with you guys?!!!
I've met and read about so many intelligent, witty, sensative, well read, and most of all sexy women. Is it just because this is their private blog that they can exagerate their stories about their significant others or are there THAT many stupid guys out there.
Don't get me wrong, I love my wife very much but things aren't like they used to be lately. I read about so many women who want to please their men and the guys don't respond to any kind of advancements from them. DAM! If my wife ever came onto me I think I'd have a heart attack. I'd give anything for her to be one shred of the women I meet here. There are so many girls out there who want to be wanted, my wife not included.
I must admit there are way too many guys out there who are just plain idiots. I work with many of them. The only thing they talk about is Nascar and hunting. They never mention their kids or their homelife. It's like they can't wait till the kids grow up so they can be whom or what they wanted to be,, like it's an inconvenience for 18 years. Shit! I'm a career dad with 5 kids. My oldest is 15 and my youngest is 2. I'm 47 now and I'm going to be in my 60's when the little one graduates high school. I don't mind though. I just want my wife to be there for me too. It's like she forgot about me.
Is this normal??? The way it seems is that she won't come back around to me after the kids are grown and gone, which bothers me because I firmly believe it's another one of her plots to stay away from me. I think she figures that I'll be old enough to not want her that much by then. Am I crazy or does sex stop before 50? She could care less about it. FOR REAL! I am so in need of being wanted. I want to be loved back. I really believe that the only reason I exist here is for lawn care and car repair. If I bring up the subject of sex to her, her answer is always, "Do you have to start that again?" Well excuse me!!! It's only been 3 months!
I'm whining now and for that I apologize. Is it so wrong to be wanted? Is it wrong to want to have sex with my own wife? She's a very good looking woman and she still turns me on and I let her know that but when I say nice things to her,, or just give her a hug and maybe a kiss, she automaticly thinks I want sex. Well, I have to admit, most of the time I do but is that wrong???? To be wanted by your husband? Is it wrong?? I know plenty of guys whom after 17 years of marriage are bored with their wives. The problem I have is that I still want her. I still thinks she is sexy.
Would someone give me a clue? And don't tell me you sympathize with her because of so many kids. I'm well aware of that and give her all the space she needs in that matter. I work 2 and sometimes 3 jobs so my life is just as hectic. I just want to know if there is anyone else who has kids that still want to be with their husbands.
I even tried flowers at one point and she bitched me out for spending the money. I never bought her flowers again.
Someone please help me. Am I one of those asshole guys that you women so frequently talk about or am I alone? If I'm not alone then please forgive me and disregard this post.

I love myself

I had to laugh! I just found a tape of a play that my twin brother was in when he lived in CA. The play was called, "A party of one". It was a clever and witty musical of the goings on in the life of the single's scene in the 80's and 90's. All about dating and relationships. It's brilliant and funny as hell. I just remembered one of my favorite songs which pretty much sums up my feelings about married life.

"I love myself"
Copyright 1986,1987 Morris Bobrow


(intro)
male- At one time sex meant making beautiful music together
but that was prior to the new realities
(female) Now, making love is not the rapsody it used to be
'cause it brings, instead of melodies,
maladies
(male) It seems today that women who are safely datable,
are limited to those who are.....inflatable
(female) And so now since all affairs are at best... chancy
there's just one place to turn when I'm
Romancy.......


(female part) music
I love myself
as often as I'm able
two or three, maybe four times a day
sometimes at work and sometimes at the table
and one time even on TWA.

I know just how and when and where to do it.
I'm never wrong on how long to take.
No need to guide another person through it.
No need for praises and no need to fake.

There's no reason why one has to resort
to some kind of bizzare utensil.
We only need look to one's natural aids
so accommodatingly, prehensile.

Some people say that loving is for sharing
but that is just an outdated myth.
Who needs a lover constantly comparing
and one you've got to be simultanious with.

(male)
I love myself, with me I am a winner.
I know the way to make me unglued.
Don't have to splurge or take myself to dinner.
Or drink or smoke or snort me into the mood.

I close my eyes, I'm humpin Daryl Hanna
Next thing ya know, it's Modonna and me.
I make a wish, and women flow like mana
I've done it on a conga drum with Shiela E.

We'd all be better of with more self-love
We'd put hookers out of work for starters.
I'm forming a support group for our breed,
and I'm calling it, "Lovers without Partners"

Don't have to give myself a full inspection.
I know who I am and where I've been.
When I'm with me, I never wear protection
and I know I won't produce more kin.

(male)- My timing's always perfect,

(female) -My fantasies are varied

(both) I mastered the technique,
in the days when I was married!

Nobody loves me... like... I.... do

I'm in good hands!


I hope somebody gets to find a copy of this play. It's a winner